How did we get here?

Goats and monkeys!

Sing a song of Mike Pence

He’ll bleed your pockets dry.

Four and twenty tweets

won’t make Donald fly.

They say our love

won’t pay the rent,

Before we take office

My attention’s already spent.

From the field house

to the big house,

From the big house

to the White House,


White House

to outhouse,


Cabinet position

No experience necessary

Secretary of Waste Management

“Give ME your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.”

“You’re hired!”

How did we get here?

Good Friday to Black Friday